by Fergus O’Neill

“Keep Going Sure it’s Grand”

Tax, insurance and NCT disc holder to stick on your car window.

Glow in the dark – “You’re looking well guard” to cheer up the guard on a particularly dark windy and wet
night.

Includes tips and information on the inside such as:

“Disarm the guard with a flattering comment : ‘My God Guard! You have lovely big legs’

or if it’s a male guard ‘you have a grand set of teeth guard’

What to tell the guard: “That you’re ‘not long for this world’ and look off in the distance